Colonel Nimrod Wildfire

My name is Nimrod Wildfire -- half horse, half alligator and a touch of airthquake -- that's got the prettiest sister, the fastest horse and the ugliest dog in the District, and can outrun, out-jump, throw down, drag out and whip any man in Old Kaintuck." In 1830 Colonel Nimrod Wildfire could make a bird go blind watching him load and shoot his Kentucky long rifle.